Hello.

My name is DUKE. I'm a pretty average guy, I have a taste for alcohol slightly above most others.

While I am not a professional writer, adventure seeker, or unemployed, I do have a tendency to experience some funny stories usually involving immaturity, drinking, partying, or a combination of all three. I try to recall stories to the best of my ability, or recover them through others. These stories are 100% true and accurate to my knowledge and ability, and will always be so.

My adventures tend to unfold from the lifelong mentality of "How can we make it better", and "Don't think, just do it". These mentalities have helped me so many times in life, and you should always consider them when conducting your life. We only live once.

In this site, you will be able to read some of the adventures that I experience. Please note that all names are made up to protect the privacy of those involved. Stories have been written to exclude location, time of occurrence, and all parties involved. You don't need to know about that stuff.

With that said, please feel free to check out the stories and enjoy the site.