Duke Drinks a Lot, Defies Physics with Sticky Tack

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What you are about to see is the result of an hour of dedication to pissing off my buddy Star. When I found his sticky tack in his desk drawer at a social gathering in his dorm, he asked me to not waste it because he was using it to put things on his wall. Now, when I am more than six beers deep, I rarely believe that the rules should apply to me, especially when I find something cool, so I took the liberty of sticking EVERYTHING on his desk to the wall, including the empty package of sticky tack.

Now, we're got beer caps, scissors, flash drives, office supplies, markers, USB cables, a tape dispenser, a booklight, a half-full can of beer, a stapler, and some other shit floating on the wall. The most satisfying part of this project was that no-one noticed that I did it until I was completely finished and got up to use the bathroom.

I thought this stuff only worked with things like posters and lightweight stuff, but use enough sticky tack and press hard enough, and just about anything will stick.